Today I moved out of my house in Cheltenham. And given that the contract on our new house doesn't begin until the 6th July, I have returned home for a few days before I can move in. Consequently, I have realised, this means that I do not (currently) have access to a scanner. To get around this issue, I will introduce those of you who have not already met them, to my cats.
This is Bodger - he is very handsome but quite unpredictable.
This is Bodger's brother - Bugzy. He is one of my favourites. He and Bodger do not get on very well, their heads are a scab from all the fighting.
This is Boris/Dave. He is the kitten, although he is definitely in his teen stage - limbs everywhere.
Mother to Bugzy and Bodger - Millie. She is the smallest cat in the world, measuring only 2 inches in length. She likes it when I make jokes.
And finally - Tigger. Tigger is a bit of a pervert, sometimes when he rubs on people it makes them very ill. I don't know what it is, there's just something slightly repulsive about him.
Some would say that 5 cats is ridiculous.
I would agree with them.