I had my first day of work in over 7 months today! Back at good ol' Castle Howard Farm Shop and Chocolate Shop. This is the shit I have to put up with at that place -
My favourite thing that I got asked today was some fat, Scottish kid demanding to know: "But how do yous make all of the chocolates?!" (you've got to say it to yourself in a pretty thick, Glaswegian accent) I told him it came from Angel poo. He seemed pretty convinced.
Anywho - here's a thing.